So basically there is a big shindig meeting in the wilderness around Washington DC that Agent Pillbox (who looks a lot like John Ritter) is gunned down on his way to. Big deal, right? Our government could just cough up another agent to attend the meeting.
Wrong!
It turns out that the world will end for some reason if John Ritter doesn't show up. Enter Nick Pirandello, uber-spy extraordinare with a mullet to boot. He is the slickest spy ever, able to make nail guns out of bandaid canisters, shoot baseballs into space with his space-pen, and battle clowns at a moments notice, and has sex no less than 3 times in the movie. Nick (played by the irrepressible James Belushi) is asked by the governement to recruit regular everyday dad Bob Wilson because he looks a lot like John Ritter.
Bob Wilson is a bitch and Nick knows it, but he has to work with him in order to save the world. And so begins a cross country road trip where Nick teaches Bob the way it is in our dangerous Cold War America.
They meet danger at every turn and every time Bob bitches out, leaving Nick to kill everybody, which is annoying for Nick because there are a lot of people to kill.
It's ok though, because eventually Bob becomes the butch while Nick turns bitch while longing for a dominatirx he met in Nashville.
For those of you not convinced, writer/director Dennis Feldman had to wait 8 years to find work again. His drought ended when he sold his script for Species. It was another 4 years after Species when he sold his next and possibly last script, Virus.
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